>>> > A Paris Hilton - an  expensive hole
>>> >
>>> > A Dennis Wise - a  nasty little 5 footer
>>> >
>>> > A Salman Rushdie -  an impossible read
>>> >
>>> > A Rio Ferdinand -  Lipped out
>>> >
>>> > A Rock Hudson -  thought it was straight, but it wasn't
>>> >
>>> > A Cuban - needs one  more revolution
>>> >
>>> > An Elton John - a  big bender that lips the rim
>>> >
>>> > An Adolf Hitler -  two shots in the bunker
>>> >
>>> > A Yasser Arafat -  ugly and in the sand
>>> >
>>> > A Kate Winslett -  little bit fat but otherwise perfect
>>> >
>>> > A Gerry Adams -  playing a Provisional
>>> >
>>> > A Glen Miller -  kept low but didn't make it over the water
>>> >
>>> > An Arthur Scargill -  a great strike but a poor result
>>> >
>>> > A Russell Grant - a  fat iron
>>> >
>>> > A Rodney King -  over-clubbed
>>> >
>>> > An O.J. Simpson -  got away with it
>>> >
>>> > A Princess Grace -  should have taken a driver
>>> >
>>> > A Princess Di -  shouldn't have taken a driver
>>> >
>>> > A Robin Cook - just  died on the hill
>>> >
>>> > A Michael Jackson -  gradually fading
>>> >
>>> > A Douglas Bader -  looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
>>> >
>>> > A Ken Livingstone -  quite far left
>>> >
>>> > A Jean-Marie LePen  - a long way right
>>> >
>>> > A Ladyboy - looks  like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
>>> >
>>> > A Mrs Patel - ugly,  but a good worker
>>> >
>>> > A condom - safe but  didn't feel real good
>>> >
>>> > A circus tent - a  BIG top
>>> >
>>> > An Anna Kournikova -  looks great, but unlikely to get a result
>>> >
>>> > A Vinnie Jones -  nasty kick when you're not expecting it
>>> >
>>> > A Liz McColgan -  Ugly but runs forever
>>> >
>>> > A Brazilian -  Shaves both sides of the hole