A Punters Wife's Guide 1. Have dinner reader. Most men are hungry when they return home from a hard days punting & the prospect of a good meal is part of the welcome needed. 2. Prepare yourself. Touch up your make up, put a ribbon in your hair. 3. Be a little gay. After a tough day at the races he may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 4. Light a fire. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. 5. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to keep quiet. 6. Greet him with a warm smile. Let him talk first. Remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 7. Don't complain if he's late or even if he stays out all night. 8. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing voice. 9. Don't question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house. You have no right to question him. 10. A good wife always knows her place.
